July 2012
Teachers: Don't talk to strangers online.
Parents: Don't talk to strangers online.
Everyone: Don't talk to strangers online.
Me: They aren't strangers if we're in the same fandom.
drives-me-hazy replied to your post: drives-me-hazy replied to your video: Atomic…
Okay…whew….I thought we were going to have our first big fight…
I feel like our first big fight is just going to be like:
“Gurl”
“Gurl!!!”
“GURL!!!!”
*snap*
*snap* *snap* *snap*
“GURL!!!!!!!!!!!”
reluctant-exodus:
lordoftheinternet:
let’s take a minute to address the fact that we are currently involved in multiple military conflicts, there are violent drug cartels just south of our borders, the middle class is quickly disappearing due to rampant wealth inequality, and our political system is becoming increasingly susceptible to corporate greed and corruption, all in the midst of global...
drives-me-hazy replied to your video: Atomic Kitten - The Tide Is High I don’t know…
Hey! Don’t diss the Lizzie McGuire movie…:P
SHAME ON YOU FOR THINKING I EVER WOULD!!!!
first-class-cunt asked: 5, 12, 14, 24, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 41, 43, 44, 45
watchingcuriously asked: 5, 12, 18, 36, and 44
pepperidgefarms:
Send me a few numbers →
arcibus:
Have you ever:
Self harmed?
Got into a real fight?
Been too depressed to move out of your bed?
Tried to commit suicide?
Had to lie to EVERYONE about how you felt?
Watched an entire season of a TV show in one sitting?
Talked yourself out of serious trouble?
Accused someone of using you?
Shoplifted?
Gotten drunk/high?
Been to a concert where your favourite artist was playing?
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neither:
Ask a 14 year old girl what they want for a dream boyfriend and they’ll describe an 18 year old homosexual
Watchgoldstuddedleather:
anthagio:
And I said, “Wait a minute, didn’t Lady Gaga already do that to her?”
David Letterman says what we are all thinking.
Learning the dance to Ponponpon.....Do the...
June 2012
mumsawitch:
On September 31st, 2013, Tumblr will start charging you for your account. To avoid this, you MUST get NAKED, stand on your dining room table, and do the macarena, all while singing, “I Will Survive”. After sending the video tape of the previous actions to me, then and only then will David Karp come down your chimney to tell you that your account will stay free. Pass it on, it must be...
